🛟 SOS ... or rather, SOPP (save our pirate picnic)

No kidlets required!

Our pirate ship is in danger of sinking, and we need all the assistance we can get to stay afloat.

What does this mean in plain English? It means WE NEED PEOPLE AT OUR UPCOMING PIRATE PICNIC ON JULY 9 from 10am-12noon IN LONG BEACH, CA. If you live in SoCal or know someone who does, please invite them to join us. We are sorely low on attendees and can use as much help as possible to get this no-charge event out to sea.

While the party celebrates the advent of Shared Treasure Hunt—our kids-helping-kids philanthropy event—YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE ANY KIDS IN TOW TO ATTEND. We just need a few enthusiastic folk to show up and stir the waters, preferably in pirate garb.

So if you were once a kid (or still act like one), do please come and whoop it up with us. A krewe of privateer re-enactors will be on hand to regale us with piratical entertainment and sea shanties. And attendees will have the opportunity to be photographed in preparation of next year's promotional campaign.

Pirate cake, bilge water punch, and anti-scurvy oranges to be served. 

Event takes place at picturesque Mother's Beach park on Appian Way in Naples, Long Beach.

Simply reply to this email if you'd like to join in the festivities.  

~ Sponsorship opportunities available ~

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