ASK THE MANNERS MAVEN!
 How should one address a unicorn? Is it copacetic to serve mermaids shellfish at a dinner party? Which eye should one look at when chatting with a tri-ocular (3-eyed being)?
Protocol pedagogue Prunylda Figg MM-DD (Manners Maven, Doctorate of Decorum) will answer all such pesky conundrums in her Manners Monday column in the ocademy's upcoming Cynosurae newspaper.
Send in your questions and see the answer in print. No question is too ridiculous ... really.
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