Strapped for time?
Can't agree on a convenient meeting place?
The new Portaportalpod™ is your answer! It allows you to set up a portal wherever you are, right on the spot. The size of an acorn, the Portaportalpod™ is perfect for travel. To get it to useable size, just add water! To reduce back to travel size, simply use a blow dryer or allow to air dry, but watch out. You don't want to stay in there too long or you'll be trapped travel size too!
All joking aside, this new product is perfect for busy families with relatives in different dimensions or students at the Academy. Made by Alomega, it comes with the company's standard eternity-time guarantee. So what are you waiting for? Get a Portaportalpod™ and get popping!
(shared via fiddlehead Bonnie Ramsburg)